*sorry about this.. I wanna win some tickets... and! sorry for not posting up the pictures yet.. havne't had the time to upload the pictures onto the blog... and it keeps getting delayed! that and I have an ethics exam soon..a nd I havne't even prepared for it yet! yikes! *
There's this new movie called HanCock.. (nuffnang is giving away tickets to people who post something about it!.. hopefully i'll get a pair!)
I watched the trailer whilst watching KungFupanda.. in Cantonese. Yeah.. I know.. what's the banana doing in the Cantonese section... I knoww.. you must have thought that I bought the WRONG tickets.. right?
NOLAAHHHH.. do I look that bimbo ish?? (stop.. don't say it! nooooooo dunnn!! -_-)
Anyhow.. I really like Po. the KungFu Panda.. and Dreamworks had a wonderful gem with this one.. even if I didn't understand the movie much. ( i was relying on the slapstick comedy and the Malay subtitles) it was still hilarious.. Even if I think I didn't quite enjoy it as much as Chun Chieh. It's because it's in Cantonese and if you speak the language.. the jokes something you would get straighaway.. some inside joke.. something like Hokkien shows, which get lost in translation.
You have to watch KungFu Panda. It's the BOMB! the best part is it says
Yesterday is History, Tomorrow is a Mystery and today is your Present.
I like that.
Oh yeah and HanCock? well FIRSTLY.... the trailer was full of explosions. lots of CGI and lots of will Smith (who btw is looking older and older andolder...... and not much better) these days..
HanCock is supposedly a superhero living in the real world today. Inteesting?? i guess soo.. only to think that it's a bit far fetched.. but I guess what they want you to believe is that like IronMan and soon to be released the Dark knight, (drool). I hope that these superhero genres will be phased out soon (except Batman.. that one can go on and on for as long as Christian "Yummyness" Bale can do a push up!)
Here's a little short story about MY superHero named...
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HAN-FOOK
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Han Fook was born into a chinese family in the suburbs of Kuala Lumpur. Han Fook is the only male heir of the family for 9 girls. His sisters are named Han Yat, Han Yi, Han San, Han Seei, Han Em, Han Lok, Han Chat, Han Pak, and Han Sai Lar.
Han Fook's Father, Han Cheen, was VERY happy when Han Fook was born because now he could finally pass down the family business, of creating Hanney, to his one and only son.
When HanFook was in his Mummy's Womb, Han Cheen was considering to name him Han Sem, but he thought it was too westernised and scrapped the idea. He feared that if he had named Han Fook, Han Sem, it would mean he would have a good face and not a good life with lots of money. Being the typical Kiasu ChinaMan, Han Cheen opted for the 'pau everything name' instead.
After all, more is always better!
After Han Fook was born, he didn't realise that he had any superpowers.. it was only late one night, when he had a bad tummy ache, he cried out loud! and lo and behold he realised that he could summon not just one bottle of milk, but one bottle of milk, one bottle of ribena, one bottle of water, one bottle of JD, one bottle of whisky, one bottle of cognac, one bottle of beer, one bottle of rum and one change of nappy.
He was quite amazed with his talent and skill as he was only 1 month old.
After growing up a little bit more, he realised that he had the power to summon not only liquids, but he had the ability to summon food with only the power of his speech!
All he had to do was to say what he wanted to eat and *poof* it would appear infront of him. He then later realised that his skill did not stop there. Soon he realised that his body cleaned itself. It was quite an amazing feat seeing that he didn't even need to think about it for his body to be cleaned. It would just miraculously cleaned itself.
HanFook was very happy as he only had to summon things that he wanted and it would appear. At Age 7 he was convinced that he was the world's best superhero after watching it all on TV. So on his first Day of School, HanFook told his new found classmates... that he was a SUPER HERO.. and that if he was dirty, he would be automatically be clean again.
So his classmates threw him in a puddle and rolled him around.
HanFook smiled and stood up. But realised that he wasn't clean immediately afterthat. So he said.. "maybe my powers are a bit weak. Now I will summon any thing that you want!"
So his classmates asked him to summon some shit (little boys mah). HanFook looked to the Skies Almighty and with a Thunderous Voiced Boomed.. "GIVE ME SOME SHIT!"
The skies looked somewhat cloudy.. but No shit appeared.. He said.. "Maybe I try again" so he said "I WANT SHIT!"
a sparrow flew by but no shit appeared.
His friends started jeering at him saying he was a Dirty little Fraud.
Suddenly out of nowhere.. Some shit came flying down hitting him squarely in his face. and he Exclaimed "SHIT!!!" with much glee.
HanFook was covered with Mud, and Shit, but he looked as happy as ever as he managed to show his friends that he was indeed a superhero. Hanfook's friends were pretty amazed that he was able to summon shit and looked up to him.
Elsewhere.. Han Yat, Han Yi, Han San, Han Seei, Han Em, Han Lok, Han Chat, Han Pak, asked Han Sai Lar why took she took the trouble to get some Shit for Han Fook, at school he was not their problem anymore.
Han Sai Lar replied "It was worth it to finally be able to throw some shit into that little brat's face"
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the end.
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There are somethings.. only a woman can do!
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