My first Encounter with a Guest Relation Officer!

At bars/places restaurants, usually there will be 'girls' pouring drinks and stuff. These girls are working at the club/bar/whereever and are not proper guest relation officers. I know there are some NON dodgy Guest Relation Officers. ( I think one of my friends was one.. but I think they had a more glamourous name to it) at one of the Big Named Club just to bring people in and mingle with the crowd.

So i guessed that this was one of the Guest Relation Officers. Okay lah! i'll use the Term Escort instead (easier to type) my first thought that these were the girlfriends of one of our friend (he has a ton of girlfriends). But when I asked the all innocent question... who are they?

I got a respond.. Guest Relation Officers.. they are here on Call.

OooOoooWAH... I was intrigued!!! so i asked more questions....

How do they get paid? by the hour? by the day? how?

It's per call. (or until midnight or at least that is what the girl kept saying.. after she was tipsy)

how much?? (I was not allowed to know) *update* they cost RM300 a night per escort

Do they do anything else besides sitting down and entertaining? (you have to ask nicely (or get them drunk enough) and they might or else it's just chatting, playing games, drinking, talking.. keeping you happy)

hmm so were they any good?

Based on their looks, I prefered the more modern Paris Hilton type looking girl (Dark Blue Escort)(she had sunglasses on her head throughout the whole night.. just to look cool nothing more than that.. either that or she came from a very hot place previously)

But most of the other people on the table aka the Other friends preferred the Traditional tien mi mi girl (Red Escort). To me, personally.. Red Escort didn't look like she could carry on an intelligent conversation. (yeah. that was proven right when I could hardly understand what she was telling me about her exes) I was just nodding in acknowledgement when she told me her life story.

Please don't ask me what it was cause I didn't understand half the words she used. I'm not sure if it was becuase she was a bit tipsy... or becuase shes using words I don't ususaly use.

but she was friendlier... at least to me .. but then again.. I didn't pay them so they had no excuse to be friendly to me!

then Friend A came in. ( all names are kept anonymous) and eyed the escorts.
Then they were introduced and then he sat with us on the other side of the table and talked to us.

I then said.. "Hey.. go and entertain the girls laahhh. they are paid to entertain you! "

then he said dowan... "he shy"

then I said.. "but we're friends with your for FREE.... so go make most of the money spent lah!"

then he said.. "LOL. i prefer Free Friends."

So there you go.. if you are lonely and need a friend.. you can rent/buy one at your convenience.... maybe you may even get lucky and be able to pick how your 'rented friend' wil look like.. or how sexy she is!

I know my free friends... I can't pick.. dammit.