Vanity at it's worst. Googlelogy

"I'll add you on facebook"

That's what you say to new people you meet. No more hey what's your number.. or we'll keep in touch. Nowadays it's oh nice to meet you. I'll add you on facebook.

So Facebook is at it's rage in Malaysia. Everyone is doing their 25 random things.. (i'm guilty of that too) everyone has done has played texas hold'em poker, everyone has poked someone, we've bought our friends and sold them off, we've played guess the sketch, we've twisted and turned words, we've 'scrabuloused' (now lexulous), we've mafia-ed, hitman, gang wars, vampired etc, through infinitum. We've added people we don't know, for what reasons? either to expand our games or not to offend anyone that we may not recognise but they may know us... or stuff like that.

The friend count on Facebook doenst' reallly show whether you are popular or not (of COURSE.... a low friend count is like under 100 is... OMGHeIsSoSadWithNoFriends!.. heheh but I guess it just goes to show that EVERYONE has approximately has over 1 billion friends. (okay about 400) If you're at 50 friends.. you're just like... a WEIRDO!!! ( no offence to weirdos)

Confessions.. I have far too many people I don'tknow on my list and I vow EACH AND EVERY DAY to clean up my facebook account.. but it's JUST TOO MESSY!

i think approximately 200 people on my list I have NO CLUE WHO THEY ARE.. but some of them who are in parts of the world I may not know how to pronounce.. are nice people.

i have people who are on my sharing and caring group. which clicks everyday to help children get food provisions everyday.. and helps out with other things as well (yes! i'm SO NICE!)

I also have the DARK SIDE where i have added people to expand my MOB WARS (soo guilty of that) but I want to repent.. and I will reset my account and then I will delete all the people I dn't know. that is from the mobwars.

People say I'm a stalker.. I JUST CAN'T HELP IT IF I'M talented in GOOGLE... okay? I'm not REALLY a stalker.. I just.. kinda.. mebbe ... once in a while.. act like one?

There should be like a Google Degree. Where Research work is a skill. and if you can Graduate with A Google Degree or a Google Masters.. like EVERY research team should love you. I should be able to put on my resume Doctorate in Googlelogy. I should even conduct Googlelogy classes! okay mebbe I'm not a PhD in Googlelogy but I'm pretty sure I'm beyond a degree holder.....

I'm guilty using my Googlelogy degree for wrong purposes like STALKING... but I'm sure many of you are guilty of that too!


Anyhoww...

I just wanted to share with you a secret of mine. A TERRIBLE CLOSET SECRET...

Every now and again Facebook applications will spam you with all sorts of rubbish. But the rubbish I love to get most is the one from COMPARE PEOPLE.

I can't help it.. I'm a popularity junkie. Whenever there is a report saying i'm the cutest.. or other thigns like that, my ego expands to gigantus levels (eat dust you uncute people!!) but then they bring you back to reality when they say .. you SCORE WORST as etc etc.

Then you get punched back a notch or two.. Danggit.

Anyway here is a report I just got...

Your friends have voted on your strengths and weaknesses:

STRENGTHS:

nicest
best companion on a desert island
most creative

WEAKNESSES:

hardest worker
best dinner companion


APPARENTLY.. I'm the LAZIEST WORKER.. and the WORST DINNER COMPANION...

MY GAWD PEOPLE.. why??

If I am good on a desert island WHY is it I'm a horrible dinner companion..

this eats me up okay.. i dun understand the logic.. I secretly think it's becuase I'm so chubby.. if I'm on a deserted island with you.. you'll roast me up like a pig and eat me slowly right? cause I've got so much of meat?! is that WHY? and is it cause I like to eat and you don't like to eat dinner with me cause I'll eat your food?? i promise I don't eat people's food... often... okay??

Hardest worker... haiiihhhhhhhhh... okay lah I'm guilty of that but you have to admit that I'm pretty hardworking once in a while too!!

SIGH it doenst' matter if I'm second nicest (I'm still a horrible dinner companion!!)

that irks me. IT IRKS ME ALOT!!!

I can't sleep in the night thinking of it.. I roll around wondering why i'm terrible at dinner. mebbe i'll do better at lunch??

WHyyYy....

why does facebook torture me soooooooooo


well the consolation I guess I get is that my weakness is not : most pretty
HAHAAH

sucks. I'm sooooo VAIN!