Installing Husband 1.0

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For the techies..

enjoy!




INSTALLING A HUSBAND


Dear Tech Support,



Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct
slowdown in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and
jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0




In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable
programs
such as AFL 5.0, The Ashes 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.




Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
avail.




What can I do?




Signed, Desperate




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Dear Desperate:




First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband1.0
is an Operating System.




Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.HTML and try to
download Tears 6.2. Don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that
application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should automatically run
applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.




But remember, overuse of the above applications can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.




Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.




Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the
background that will eventually seize control of all your system
resources).




Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.




In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory
and
cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional
software to improve memory and performance.



We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.




Good Luck, Tech Support.



Fatty Crab Restaurant in New York

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Not only is Fatty crab overly rated here in Malaysia, but it's also overly rated in New York!

i know many other places that serve a better and cheaper sweet and sour crab than Fatty Crab. But One thing i didn't quite get from this article is whether the Fatty Crab Restaurant is a franchise of the original in Malaysia? Or is it some Gwailo Ripp Off? Maybe Linli can shed some light on this!

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Malaysia-Returned American Chef Starts Second Malaysian Restaurant In New York

By Manik Mehta

NEW YORK, March 16 (Bernama) -- He arrived as a trainee in a restaurant in Kuala Lumpur to learn the ropes of cooking Malaysian food and get a first-hand exposure to the intricacies of Malaysia's food culture.

On completion of his training, he returned to New York and started his own Malaysian restaurant, serving the hot, spicy food along with slight variations of Malaysian dishes to make them palatable to his growing customer base in the Big Apple.

Meet Zak Pelaccio, chef, restaurant-owner and entrepreneur, all rolled into one.

After setting up what he once described as a "small Southeast Asian joint" in the latter part of 2005 - the restaurant, which is located in the so-called meat-packing district of Manhattan, was christened "Fatty Crab" with a strong emphasis on Malaysian cuisine - Peleccio has now set up another restaurant in the upper west side of Manhattan on Broadway 77th Street.

The "Fatty Crab" restaurant, as he explained in an interview with Bernama in his new restaurant, was inspired by a restaurant of the same name just outside Kuala Lumpur where, he reminisced, he spent "lots of happy hours in his leisure time while working at the Seri Melayu, a large traditional restaurant".

SECOND FATTY CRAB

But as fate would have it, Pelaccio set up his restaurant in Manhattan which attracts New Yorkers eager to try the spicy Malaysian cuisine.

"I must confess I did not know at that time that this (Malaysian) cuisine would become so popular", he said.

"The popularity of the first Fatty Crab restaurant led me to believe that there was indeed room for a second Fatty Crab restaurant in another part of the city".

At a bash for the media, friends and customers on Saturday for the new restaurant, the guests mingled with each other and engaged in small talk, sampling Malaysian and other Southeast Asian food which they washed down with beer, wine and soft drinks.

"We are trying to offer as authentic a cuisine of Southeast Asia, including Malaysia, as possible", he maintained.

THE ONLY AMERICAN

While there are a few Malaysian restaurants already existing in New York City - there are about 20, according to the Malaysian mission -- the curious thing about Pelaccio's venture is that he is the only mainstream American to run such a restaurant.

The other Malaysian restaurants are run, mainly, by Malaysians of Chinese origin, even though many of them provide an Americanized version of Malaysian food.

Zak said that his "life's passion" has been cooking and food. He has travelled widely in Europe and Asia, arriving eventually in Malaysia where he lived for a year.

He admits that his Malaysia sojourn gave him deep insights not only in the cuisine of Malaysia but the entire Southeast Asian region.

Indeed, upon his return from Malaysia, he was determined to showcase the Malaysian cuisine and prepare it for New Yorkers.

"The result was Fatty Crab", he says with an amused smile.

GENUINE MALAYSIAN ATMOSPHERE

Fatty Crab is not like any other Asian restaurants whose numbers are proliferating in the city.

The guests in the restaurant are led to traditional chairs from China, hand-made table tops, multi-coloured chop sticks, and plates and other unique paraphernalia.

To create a "genuine Malaysian atmosphere" for the guests, the restaurant offers chili Crab with white bread slices and Malaysian rotisserie chicken wings.

Both these are favourite dishes in the Fatty Crab restaurant in Malaysia. Other dishes are oyster omelette Ashraf, fatty tea sandwiches, Jalan Alor chicken wings, etc.

Asian and Malaysian guests are surprised -- as were the Malaysian chefs who have been cooking for the marathon Malaysian food fest at the United Nations and who were guests at Saturday's bash - that besides Zak, his chef de cuisine Corwin Kove and the entire kitchen staff of Fatty Crab are Americans who cook the spicy Malaysian food.

-- BERNAMA

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Spare your Unfertilized eggs??

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As you know... i facebook a lot.. anyway.. we're not here to talk about my obsession with facebook.. but! of the WEIRD advertisements on facebook.

I've never really noticed this 'baby in the egg advertisement' i thought it was one of those hatching eggs program.. you know where you send your friend an egg and watch it hatch.. ( ahh those were the good old facebook days)

But somehow today I somehow paid a bit more attention to it and realised that it SAID..
Spare your unfertilized Eggs for RM4,000!! why waste your eggs????

It's soo strange!! i've kinda thought that every month you lose your eggs (of course lah.. we all bleed every month.. see what we go through for darlings like the kerropi (issabel) ontop?)

so according to the website (this girl is a donor) and she gives a step by step guide on how she donated her potential babies.

Not strange was that her motives were for the MOOLAAH.. (I have to admit.. the money does look tempting.. and throughout I was looking at the monetary gains for it.. after all WHY else would you actually want to poke yourself and extract parts of yourself for some stranger you've never met? (if Will smith was a girl in 7 pounds.. I'm sure he'd donate his ovaries too!)


I did some checks and WOW.. 50k for some eggs?? AMAZINGness!


The website it self looks like a website that is very much a probono charity thingie. like OHH lookie here.. do something good for society and donate your ovaries.. there is no side effects.. and you can have perfectly fine babies after that.

but they WARN you that you can only do it 6 times in your life. WHY?? seems Suspicious.. anyway I don't know if it's really like dangerous or not.. I guess ANY surgery would be dangerous.. but what's fun was the IDeal Egg Donor


Must be female.. lol.. OBVIOUSLY.. a non muslim.... and have good features!! why ah? but then they say.. Chinese/japanese.. lol that cuts out all the good features already.. huhuuh.. ;)

i don't mind tho.. getting a donor that is some hot chick! my babies would be so cute! or takeshi kaneshiro.. Aaahhhh...

anyway.. lesson for today is that there is such a thing as ovary donors.. and I'm sure although the website looks 'pretty good' about it.. they make awhole ton of moneeyyy from the people who want to get pregnant and your 'harvest' is worth FAR more than what you received.

After all it's a Baby.. and what price can be put on that?

p.s. then later if you see mini yous running arond in gucci or prada (I'm pretty sure they come from affluent families) they might just have your DNA!! (this would cause so much of trouble for the CSI team! hehehe)

European Commission's English

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European Commission’s English

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as ‘Euro-English’ .
In the first year, ’s’ will replace the soft ‘c’. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard ‘c’ will be dropped in favour of ‘k’. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome ‘ph’ will be replaced with ‘f’. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent ‘e’ in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing ‘th’ with ‘z’ and ‘w’ with ‘v’.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary ‘o’ kan be dropd from vords kontaining ‘ou’ and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil
sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.


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OMG!!

There is not enough hours in a day..

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